Comments on: Ristorante Arnolfo, Tuscany http://www.arbuturian.com/2009/ristorante-arnolfo Gourmet. Lifestyle. Culture. Travel. With a dash of wit. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:16:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Jonesy http://www.arbuturian.com/2009/ristorante-arnolfo/comment-page-1#comment-3293 Jonesy Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:19:32 +0000 http://www.arbuturian.com/?p=1165#comment-3293 Oh Lord no, not the...Happy Meals! I thought I'd left that life behind as a junior reporter for Clown Food Weekly. Oh Lord no, not the…Happy Meals! I thought I’d left that life behind as a junior reporter for Clown Food Weekly.

]]> By: Wrighty http://www.arbuturian.com/2009/ristorante-arnolfo/comment-page-1#comment-3291 Wrighty Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:58:46 +0000 http://www.arbuturian.com/?p=1165#comment-3291 [Jonesy is brought before the Council of Guild of Food Writers] [Dark suited man 1] Good afternoon Mr [..reading..] Jones [Jonesy] Er - good afternoon [Dark suited man 2] I do believe you know why we have called you here today [Jonesy] Er - no? [DSM1] It is because in a recent article of yours [article pronounced as if it is something disgusting] you referred to a double Michelin star restaurant as [refers to paper] "great". [Jonesy] I, um, well, you see, er.. sorry sir. It won't happen again. [DSM1] Right, so you are hereby relegated to Food Writer Level 5 [Jonsey] Please! No sir! [DSM2] Sorry, the decision to do so was taken already and it is final. [Jonesy] What is a Level 5 Food Writer? [DSM1] That would be, well, *clears throat* MacDonalds Happy Meals [DSM2] ...with the option of working your way up to Nandos, Italian Family Restaurants, etc [DMS1] We watch your progress and you can eventually get to where you are now.. just no more "great" please. [Jonesy is brought before the Council of Guild of Food Writers]

[Dark suited man 1] Good afternoon Mr [..reading..] Jones
[Jonesy] Er – good afternoon
[Dark suited man 2] I do believe you know why we have called you here today
[Jonesy] Er – no?
[DSM1] It is because in a recent article of yours [article pronounced as if it is something disgusting] you referred to a double Michelin star restaurant as [refers to paper] “great”.
[Jonesy] I, um, well, you see, er.. sorry sir. It won’t happen again.
[DSM1] Right, so you are hereby relegated to Food Writer Level 5
[Jonsey] Please! No sir!
[DSM2] Sorry, the decision to do so was taken already and it is final.
[Jonesy] What is a Level 5 Food Writer?
[DSM1] That would be, well, *clears throat* MacDonalds Happy Meals
[DSM2] …with the option of working your way up to Nandos, Italian Family Restaurants, etc
[DMS1] We watch your progress and you can eventually get to where you are now.. just no more “great” please.

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