Browsing: The Idler

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Jane is back, this time sending her love from Central Park in New York, answering questions from Lawrence, Stirling and Jonesy, who wants to know when he’s getting his Prada store card back…

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“This is The Salter Programme.” The voice was British, educated, with a working class burr. “I am calling from Tokyo, and want to inform you that your film script has been selected by our cultural exchange programme.”

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I went to a 40th birthday party last Saturday. It was full of stupid, sleazy media types braying like donkeys, desperate to be liked, to be younger than they were, to be thought of as important, to be everything other than what they were.

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The sun sets in Ibiza at around 9.57pm, and as the moon comes up so do I, surrounded by a rush and heaving mass of vibrating bass, boom, boom, boom and in my head there, I go, you, me, I, he, all at once.

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As I passed below the mysterious Chanctonbury Ring, an Iron Age hill fort planted with a copse of beech trees bent north-east by the prevailing wind, I saw a figure stop at the gate I was approaching. He was waiting for me…

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Jane Finch, our favourite Hollywood celebrity, gives up some of her precious, priceless, holy time, to answers fans’ questions about fitness, food, her idols, music, historical figures and skincare.

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Hollywood superstarlet and celebrity we love-to-love, Jane Finch, answers her minions’ questions about fashion, the homeless, growing up as a celebrity in Beverly Hills and…plastic surgery…ahem…

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Our Hollywood starlet celebrity actress, Jane Finch, answers fans’ questions about young Hollywood, the future, charity work, President Obama and her intolerance to lactose. Contains scenes of extreme glamour.

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In the depths of my sleep, a niggle prompts me to turn over, and the resulting disarrangement causes me to frown in annoyance. I am now aware of my retina, and the daylight penetrating the thin membrane of my closed eyelid.

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