‘Tis the season to spend on the sofa next to your drunk, snoring Auntie, while nursing a non-fatal stab wound from being assaulted in Asda fighting to get the last Miley look-a-like Furby ‘Boom’ for your spoilt niece – so with non-Christmas cheer in mind, Harvey Nichols has released a teaser for their annual festive campaign, which celebrates the spirit of NOT GIVING this Christmas.
The ‘Sorry, I Spent It On Myself’ Gift Collection comprises a range of ‘Ultra Low Net Worth’ (ULNW) gifts for giving, for those shoppers who prefer to spend on themselves during the holiday season (that’s basically all of us). From biros, sink plugs and toothpicks, to gravel, wire sponges and elastic bands, the full range hit stores and online this week – that’s your secret santa gift ideas sorted right there.
As Julia Bowe, Group Press & Marketing Director of Harvey Nichols says, “At this time of year it can be all too easy to get caught up in the spirit of giving. We hope that our new ‘Sorry, I Spent It On Myself’ Gift Collection will provide our customers with low-cost gifting options for others that will allow them to spoil themselves that little bit more this Christmas.”
Or to put it another way, spend spend spend on me me ME! My brother’s getting gravel for Christmas.
Here’s their teaser video…it’ll put a smile on your face:
The Harvey Nichols ‘Sorry, I Spent it on Myself’ range is available in store and online from Wednesday 27th November 2013. Not, as you might imagine, on 1st April.